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My Crystal Ball

Post: # 101355Post mortarman »

From July 15 to July18, the New Nazi Party will be holding their national convention in Chiraq. Having peered into my crystal ball, I have a number of predictions to make about how it will go.

Prediction no.1, The Amerikamuzzie-terrorist Volksbund which is currently behaving so badly on college campuses, an' re-enforced by the Sturmabtielunge, will show up an' procedure to riot, jus' like the anti-war protesters did in 1968.

PredictPrediction"The Squad" will attempt a coup over the Party leadership an' will occupy the stage in a childish temper tantrum.

Prediction no.3, Members of The Squad will join the anti-Israel protesters for selfies 

Prediction no.4, Texas Governor Greg Abbott will arrange for 20 bus loads of illegal invaders to be delivered to the front door of the convention hall on each day of the convention. An' each illegal invader will have in their possession a pamphlet printed in their native languages instructing them to enter the building they are dropped off in front of for free food, housing, phone and money.
 
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Post: # 101356Post Canis Minor »

Sounds like total insanity. So yeah, all of it could definitely happen…fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly and Commie lunatics gotta go crazy! 
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Post: # 101360Post dustymars »

mortarman wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:49 am From July 15 to July18, the New Nazi Party will be holding their national convention in Chiraq. Having peered into my crystal ball, I have a number of predictions to make about how it will go.

Prediction no.1, The Amerikamuzzie-terrorist Volksbund which is currently behaving so badly on college campuses, an' re-enforced by the Sturmabtielunge, will show up an' procedure to riot, jus' like the anti-war protesters did in 1968.

PredictPrediction"The Squad" will attempt a coup over the Party leadership an' will occupy the stage in a childish temper tantrum.

Prediction no.3, Members of The Squad will join the anti-Israel protesters for selfies 

Prediction no.4, Texas Governor Greg Abbott will arrange for 20 bus loads of illegal invaders to be delivered to the front door of the convention hall on each day of the convention. An' each illegal invader will have in their possession a pamphlet printed in their native languages instructing them to enter the building they are dropped off in front of for free food, housing, phone and money.
 


 
You covered this well except where to buy the popcorn.  Maybe it will spell then transform the "New Nazi Party" into the "Good New Nazi Party."  As in my words, "the only good communists are dead communists."
 
 
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mortarman wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:49 am From July 15 to July18, the New Nazi Party will be holding their national convention in Chiraq. Having peered into my crystal ball, I have a number of predictions to make about how it will go.

Prediction no.1, The Amerikamuzzie-terrorist Volksbund which is currently behaving so badly on college campuses, an' re-enforced by the Sturmabtielunge, will show up an' procedure to riot, jus' like the anti-war protesters did in 1968.

PredictPrediction"The Squad" will attempt a coup over the Party leadership an' will occupy the stage in a childish temper tantrum.

Prediction no.3, Members of The Squad will join the anti-Israel protesters for selfies 

Prediction no.4, Texas Governor Greg Abbott will arrange for 20 bus loads of illegal invaders to be delivered to the front door of the convention hall on each day of the convention. An' each illegal invader will have in their possession a pamphlet printed in their native languages instructing them to enter the building they are dropped off in front of for free food, housing, phone and money.
 

 
I especially like Prediction No. 4.
 
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Post: # 101364Post flaokie »

Canis wrote:Thu Jan 01, 1970 11:09 pm Sounds like total insanity. So yeah, all of it could definitely happen…fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly and Commie lunatics gotta go crazy! 

 
... and senile Joe has to ....PAUSE... :P
 
 
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Then Himmler wll send in the SS and Bedwetter Joe will be nominally restored as head of the Useless Party...
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I'm with Walt (three above).
I'll take #4 plus four more bus loads.
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Post: # 101371Post son of ed »

Us Texans are in Full Support of Gov Abbott....he texts people everyday (me included) about what he's doing.....
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soe - how do I get on the list...?
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AuntieLynn11 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:08 pm soe - how do I get on the list...?

 
Sniff some child's hair.

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